Gift-Wrapped Leet: woot?
Hobopunk: Yay, a present for me!
Gift-Wrapped Leet: keep ur stinkin' hands away, dewd! im no pressy!
Hobopunk: But why are you wrapped like one?
Gift-Wrapped Leet: i owe sum big guy sum stuff... tryin to blend in wit 
teh decoration.
Hobopunk: Who is this big guy?
Gift-Wrapped Leet: big guy, big belly, big bag, big beard... 
The leet lower his voice
Gift-Wrapped Leet: 

they say he eats leets for breakfust.
The leet shudders and the silk bow makes a rustling sound
Hobopunk: You should turn yourself in, and give the stuff back.
The leet squeaks like a rollerrat
Gift-Wrapped Leet: wut part of eats leets for breakfust did u ignore, 
you big m0f0! sides... i dumped teh loot already. tis' gone.
Hobopunk: Where did you dump it?
Gift-Wrapped Leet: i duno. All over town. 
The leet eyes you with suspicion and he speaks with sincerity in his 
little voice
Gift-Wrapped Leet: if you find the loot, tho, dun bring it here, mmkay!