Nodda Gregg: Hi. : Who are you? Nodda Gregg: I'm Gregg, Nodda. Master, weapons, clan. : I heard you like Bronto Burgers? Nodda Gregg: Say, do you know if the Bronto stand in Tir has opened yet? Bronto chow is my favorite food, but I never find the time to go there. : I think so. Nodda Gregg: They HAVE??!! Umm...errr.... I mean they really do have opened it? Nodda Gregg smiles as broad as a toothless Tac-V85 gorging on a hapless freshman Nodda Gregg: In that case I should try to get hold of some of their exquisite cusine... But I cant leave my post here. How about it, , would you be willing to get me some Bronto Stew? I would make it worth while for you. : Ok sure. Nodda Gregg: Awsome! And please hurry, I am famished! : Goodbye Nodda Gregg: Oh. Leaving already? -- Berta the Bronto-burger-flipper: Hello : Who are you? Berta the Bronto-burger-flipper: My name? Well, i usually like my name to represent how people like my food, but as I cant cook anything here, this will have to do for now. Even though it is almost as tasteless as the tacky tag the Mongol guy is using!Genghis Pan?! Have you seen anything as stupid? Not that he has ever been very imaginative in that way. I knew him back on Earth, before we moved here, he was working in some cafeteria chain and called himself the "The Underground Guru" and before that "The Metro Mogul" and "The Tube Tycoon"...Silly man...Silly.... : I am looking for some Bronto Stew Berta the Bronto-burger-flipper: Stew? Well, I guess I could make you some of that if you brought me some Bronto meat. Berta the Bronto-burger-flipper: There you go, one bowl of steaming stew! : I am looking for some Ribs Berta the Bronto-burger-flipper: Sure, bring me some Bronto Prime Rib and I will make you a Rib Burger. Berta the Bronto-burger-flipper: And............................................................Voila!! Juicy ribs for the masses!Err...Umm...Well...Perhaps not "the masses" yet, but i hope this hits the spot traveller. : Goodbye Berta the Bronto-burger-flipper: Take care -- Nodda Gregg: Hi. : Here is your Bronto Stew. You can hear Nodda's stomach rumble loudly. Without a word Nodda throws you a pair of metallic gloves, grabs the plate both hands and scoops the gargantuan portion of stew down his throat, that for a moment resembles more an industrial size chimney than the usual organic connection between head and shoulders. Nodda Gregg BUURRRP!'s loudly Nodda Gregg: Oops..sorry. Umm, that was real good, now I only need a juicy Rib Burger to fill the holes. Is there any chance that you... I mean, I am still kinda stuck here and this only flamed the hunger so to speak. Could you go get a Rib Burger for me? : Yes, will do. Nodda Gregg: Awsome! And please hurry, I am still as hungry as a Humongous Baraton on a fat-farm. : Humongous Baraton? Nodda Gregg: You don't want to know... Nodda Gregg smiles Nodda Gregg: Now get going, I am starving here! This time Nodda is not in as much hurry devouring the food you brought him, he takes the Burger, smells it, nibbles on a rib that is sticking out and closes his eyes and moans Nodda Gregg: Perfect! Just perfect!! Thanks , thanks a lot and I hope you can find use for this here armor, it served me well.